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A psychiatrist and an audiologist opened up a joint office…

So some of the patients go there cause they hear things, while others, cause they don’t!

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Three old guys are out walking. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”

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A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

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A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me two thousand pounds, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbour. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

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*”Doctor, I have an ear ache.”
2000 B.C. - “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. - “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. - “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. - “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. - “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2000 A.D. - “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”

* Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

* Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?
Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

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Do you hear that ringing sound? What? et al….

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A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

The boss says, “What happened to your ears?”
He says, “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron.”
The boss says, “Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”
He says, “Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!”

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Three blondes were trying out at the FBI. The interviewer said, “I’m going to hold a picture up for five seconds. Look at it, and when I put it away, tell me what you saw.”

He held it up

The first blonde said, “I saw a man with one ear.”
The interviewer said, “well, that’s partially right…you see, it is a side profile so all you’d see is one ear.”

The second blonde said, “I saw a man with one eye.”
The interviewer said, “well, that’s partially right…you see it is a side profile so all you’d see is one eye.”

The third blonde said, “Well, I’m not sure, but he has contacts.”

The interviewer was stunned and said, “hang on a second.” He went to the back room, checked the deatils of the man who modeled for the picture. He came back out and said, “You’re absolutely right, he did have contacts. How did you know?”

The third blonde said, “Well, I figured he couldn’t wear glasses since he only had one ear.”

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An elderly lady goes to the doctor.
Dr I suffer with flatulence, sure they don’t smell and make no noise but still I can’t take it any more.
Well take these pills every day and come back in a week.
Dr what did you do to me? I still suffer with flatulence and now it smells as well!
Oh very well, now about your hearing…

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”

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